A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
He looked like “theyre gone need one of these cigs too”
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
"talk dirty to me"
>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl
>she then tells me to talk dirty
>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt
>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth
>copulate and educate
Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dash
Peeta practices his pole dancing moves
I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me